My V is haunted! is there any exorcist here?!


#1

Hello friends. As you may know I love my second V with all issues it has. But something unusual has happened recently…

I was working in the evening last saturday on comfortable chair. when my beautiful wife entered the room, humming quietly (silently!) the song “Hanging tree” from Hunger Games. She said: darling, the moon of my life, put away this computer and let’s play on Xbox. So I did it. I put V on the side table and closed the keyboard. I turned on Xbox, TV and started the game. After a few minutes, we heard voices, silent voices. We looked at each other and started to look for the source. It turned out that V turned on, entered YouTube and launched … “Hanging Tree”. We were shocked, it could not have been a coincidence. I have not listened to this song either now or even lately …

Something worse happened on Sunday. My wife dared to say that V is haunted. I think V got angry because after starting the computer from hibernation in the Google search engine The graphics were sophisticated phrase “exorcist”, which is a film that my wife is afraid of the most.

I scanned the computer with Windows Defender, I also downloaded several other applications of this type. No virus found (which does not surprise me). So I would like to ask:

  • @iKirin , is Eve planning to release an update to improve protection against demons?
  • do you know any anti-demons software?
  • should I make the sign of the cross with holy water on the back of the V or on the front?
  • if I write this post now, then the demon knows it and can get ready?

I’m quite scared. I would send it back to Eve but I’m afraid that the demon will switch to other devices.

TRUE STORY :wink: :smiley:


#2

I remember something like “Daemon tools” but don’t think it will be very helpfull here…


#3

I know this soft, but I think it is writing Demons on CD/DVD. I don’t want to secure demon but to erase it!


#4

You should write a letter to the V-atican asking for an exorcism. it seems to be a common instrument in Poland for demon fighting…


#5

Can confirm true story. :+1:

While I was trying to quote you though, your post kept morphing. I don’t know what’s up with that. Your beautiful wife became your beautifulwifeentered


#6

LOL I forgot to include the only part of my reply that would have been useful!

Try disabling the touchscreen and/or leaving your V with the keyboard detached - tbh it sounds like the ghost touch problem + touch keyboard being pulled up.


#7

As I recall it makes virtual drives. You could try to move Your daemon there and than switch it off…


#8

So for his V to not randomly do crap he needs to disable an important part of the reason to have it. Not much of a tablet if it only works properly with a keyboard attached.


#9

It could be possible that Cortana is activated and reacts.
In that case it is a very modern type of demon, discovered not too long ago:

  • The :japanese_ogre: AL DEMON :japanese_ogre:

#10

Sorry mate, but in my country there is no Cortana…


#11

just a reminder of several things (without saying it is one of those:
-trojan (even with an AV you are not protected at 100%, and even legit sites can sometimes be infected especially)
-some hacking through one of the wireless peripherals
-https://youtu.be/zBnDWSvaQ1I


#12

Putin (FSB/KGB) is watching you …


#13

and there is that true… obviously is from an easter country so … :stuck_out_tongue: just kidding


#14

Am I guessing right that you use this wallpaper?

Hal-9000-wallpaper-by-iamspiderone-on-DeviantArt-hal-9000-40372915-500-281

If yes, please try not to remove him, it’s dangerous.


#15

Do you know where it actually comes from? the idea for HAL 9000


#16

Here it is! It’s from fiction “Space Odyssey”.


#17

no, before that I mean…

well it’s just a rumor but from HP9000. Best server ever :stuck_out_tongue: joke of course. HAL was the source of inspiration of HP

by the way if you want your own one:


#18

That is the very proof of demon operated cortana.
In fact that is a normal way for al-demons, you better be very careful.


#19

Yes, an important part of troubleshooting is doing stuff.

Just like how an important part of not buying a V is coming back on the forum and making sure everyone knows how sour you think their grapes are.


#20

I want to make some extra bitter vinegar soon and there’s almost enough sour grapes here for me to do it.

Then I suppose I can start my cooking classes since the EL James Book Club wasn’t started like you promised.